Oh, wait... he wasn't performing duties as part of an organized militia this weekend, at the time he shot his hunting buddy in the face!? Maybe Dickie is just trying to be the next Aaron Burr. Burr was Thomas Jefferson's Vice President who, in 1804, shot and killed Alexander Hamilton (the handsome guy who graces the $10 bill and was our nation's first Secretary of the Treasury under George Washington and John Adams).
Do I even have to mention that we haven't actually needed a militia to protect our shores from foreign invaders since the creation of our government's official military after the Revolutionary War ended in the late 1700's? Do I also have to point out that in our nation's 230-year history we (the people) have never needed to take up arms against our own government for reasons of tyranny? [Actually, that prospect might not be too far off in our future if things keep going the way they have been.]
The Second Amendment of the Constitution of the United States of America says the following:
"A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed."That's it. Period. The end.
As you can see, it says nothing about being a guarantee of an individual's right to keep a gun for sport, to hunt, or even to protect one's self, family, or property from criminals.
The sole purpose mentioned by our forefathers was that of forming and maintaining "a well-regulated militia".
Personal ownership of handguns, rifles, and bazookas is not covered here. This right extends to "the people", a collective term, not to the individual.
Before the Revolutionary War, the British didn't want the American colonists to have too much firepower, and this left Americans vulnerable not only to attacks by French, Spanish, and Native peoples, but to the heavy hand of British rule itself. That is why it was necessary, in the days before our new government had formed its own army and navy, to allow the (collective) people to bear arms in case of invasion, or in the event that our young government turned out to be as tyrannical as that which we were breaking away from. The weapons of this "well-regulated militia" could have been stored in a centrally located arsenal or armory, not necessarily in individual homes.
The details and semantics are debatable, but the wording of the Amendment seems pretty clear. Unless, of course, you are a gun lover.
The best quotes about the Cheney incident came from the man who was Ronald Reagan's Press Secretary, James Brady, and his wife Sarah:
- James Brady"Now I understand why Dick Cheney keeps asking me to go hunting with him." "I had a friend once who accidentally shot pellets into his dog - and I thought he was an idiot."
- Sarah Brady"I've thought Cheney was scary for a long time. Now I know I was right to be nervous."
- David Letterman: "The sad part is that before the trip, Donald Rumsfeld denied the guy's request for body armor."
- Jay Leno: "When people found out he shot a lawyer, his popularity [rose] to 92 percent."
- Jon Stewart: "Moms, dads, I can't emphasize this enough. Do not let your kids go on hunting trips with the vice president. I don't care what kind of lucrative contracts they're trying to land or energy regulations they're trying to get lifted, it's just not worth it."
Posted by tonylagarto
at 3:35 PM EST
Updated: Monday, 27 February 2006 9:32 AM EST